Greetings fellow gamers! We've already managed to survive three failed attempts at Judgment Day (August 29,1997; July 25, 2004; and April 21, 2011) — Skynet thankfully did not become self aware and attempt to destroy mankind within our existing timeline. However, the fourth foretold Judgment Day is now upon us, as the big one, the infamous "The Rapture", supposedly hits us tomorrow, May 21, 2011. On the off-chance that this indeed IS our last day together here, I just wanted to say what a pleasure it's been knowing (most of) you. I hope everyone has a terrific last day wrapping up your personal affairs, finishing whatever game(s) you're playing, partying down with your friends & loved ones, or whatever else you're doing today. I wish you all a wonderful afterlife and hope we can somehow get together there as well. Cheers everyone! :angel_not:
'twas fun while it lasted... I'm going to see Pirates of the Caribbean before the Zombie Apocalypse, and then I'm probably going to play Portal 2 at the beginning and during the Apocalypse (perhaps get a platinum in it). Then maybe get my Aurora experience for the night, between blowing the heads off of raptured/risen zombies that enter upon my abode and me scarfing down some stuff crust hotpockets (the 3 cheese kind).... mmmmm... yummmy. Fare thee well, if I do not see any of you before the Apocalypse!
Great...and I finally just finished fixing my roof today. I just saw this on the news earlier.....I didnt even realize that today was my last day! I still have some things I need to do tonight.......I gotta go! It's been a great ride everyone--see you on the other side. (???) oh man, I just thought of one other thing.....do you think they even have TV's and computers in heaven? I know they probably dont in hell, but Im not as worried about that. LOL Btw, didn't REM sing about this a long time ago?
[video=youtube;Z0GFRcFm-aY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY[/video] or for the literally minded: [video=youtube;h9FGrFKkPnM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9FGrFKkPnM[/video]
It's Last Day… prepare for Renewal… Identify… Carousel… [video=youtube;xSnLU9nyFSA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSnLU9nyFSA[/video] Suckers… [video=youtube;XsoqKkI9yds]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsoqKkI9yds[/video]
Well, it sure was nice knowing you all. Before my end comes, I'll try my best to go out in a blaze of glory, by setting fire to any zombies that come to my house. I just hope I don't have to burn my great grandma and grandpa, as well as my great uncle. However, if worse comes to worse, I will do it, but I'll say sorry to their blood thirsty soulless rotting corpses. I'll even take the time to tell my great uncle that he had a nice funeral service, last year, and tell him he sure looked spiffy in his Hooters shirt. Who knows, maybe I'll give up gaming, afterwards, and become a zombie fighting machine. Then I'll take on the zombie wildlife. After that, I'll create my very own time machine, so I can go back in time and hang out with you all, again. Who knows, maybe we can even go to the future, so we can all kill some zombies together. When we're done massacring zombies, we'll enjoy some lovely tea/milk and cookies. Just in case I don't survive... The first thing I'm going to do, when I get to the other side, is beat the crap out of Cooper. I'll be sure to use a really big board with nails in it.
I'm sure that they have at least one TV down there but Satan probably hogs the remote. Rumour has it that he's addicted to Dancing with the Stars. That's why it's called Hell.
Well thats just bloody typical isn't it ? ,I haven't been back on JP Home and now I am gonna die ..... where is the just in that ?,only 4 hours 5 mins to go yipeee.....
WELCOME TO JEAVEN EBERYONE !!! This is where Sony Home always works perfectly and the customer service is impeccable. We have PS3 and all the old consoles. However, if you want Xbox, you will have to go to the "other place" ;D
Sony said, "due to external intrusions the apocalypse has switched off, so they can investigate the matter and normal service will resume soon." Why does anonymous have to ruin everything?
