The Noob & His Ideal Boob - A Love Story

Chapter 257: Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello


"Ignorance is bliss" - Idk. : )


It was mid-noon. Subtle sunlight reaching over the brim of clouds. The Moon is still a myth here, though. The Central Plaza haunted by ghosts - no wait, now teeming with people. My dress fitted snugly, sparkling in the presence of light, exaggerating my exotic figure, but mainly complementing my Hulk Hand gloves . My girl friends stand nearby. I smile knowingly how close my friends are, how we all stand so close together, that our speech bubbles bounce all over the place, never letting us know who said what. None of it mattered really - they're all programmed to type 'lol' in response to anything.


The girls all do the pose that they all learned from that mannequin at the mall. I decide to impress, by standing on one leg, & extend my neck out, like that very attractive pink flamingo, out in my neighbor's yard. Then, out of the blue, came in a blue. My eyes fluttered. I really did flutter them fast - It was like being in dark room, with the strobe light having a seizure. There walked a man, in a dark blue shirt, bearing the home insignia, showing his true devotion to a new frontier in socializing. His pants, bright red, obviously him understanding the psychological effect how red can bring involuntary lust to a woman - also a hunger for McDonald's. I broke my pose, & strutted near him. I got close, but kept my distance. He was just standing there, with a blank stare - the blank stare of a sex god.


I finally walk up to him, 'Well now, why is such a man, standing here, all alone, & not yet entangled by any woman of his choosing?' He looked towards me, 'Hello' He said, in such a seductive tone of voice - or how I thought it was, when I read it out loud. 'Chek out mi moves.' He began to impress further & further with his mastery of selecting options randomly from the dance menu. A few random people walked near us, 'Check out the noob's mating dance!' one called out, expressing the pain from his mother's beatings in the form of insults. The others laughed. I sighed, & smiled expecting a witty come-back from my new found love - I wasn't let down. 'Sht up ***** im not a noob', he said, as I Lmao'd in CAPS.


The trolls vanish, as I turn to my soul mate. 'Wait, you mean; you're not human. You're a. .' I whisper this, 'noob?' 'No . . . No No No No No No', he continued to say that, which helped me to memorize that he said 'No.' I knew he was lying to me, but I didn't care. He was different, & not because he typed 'Hello' 17 times, instead like the others who type it 14 times. No, he was different in the most special way, & I love him. Though, this is a troubling relationship. I started to cry. 'I have no keyboard', he said, in attempt to rid of my tears. 'Please!' I blurted, 'No more of your sweet nothings! I. . I can't do this right now.' He then ran away, stopping on the dance floor, body popping his sorrow away. I walked away, still in tears. How will I tell my friends that I'm in love with a noob? Will my love walk back to me? Will my husband approve of what I'm doing on his PS3? As all hope was lost, I got off home. As I was about to log off, my tears stopped, my smile came back. I received a friends request. From my love. From BONES_N_FARTS12.


To be continued. . .